a pet iron attacking a set of clothing

tickets being freed from a stub box

cinnamon stick family going rollerblading

menopausal candle thinking herself as having hot flashes when she is, in fact, on fire

tissue box lobotomy

a nose overloaded with paperwork at its job

saltine beach decency police

millionaire mosquito

an inconveniently-placed dimensional door

werewolf giving himself a pedicure

a genie that can only make people morbidly obese

arguing doorknobs

jellyfish using its first laptopfish

a phial of acid cheating at mixed martial arts

a man exiled for being too cool for this world

a mid-sized sedan that replaced its tires with ferris wheels

ouroboros triggering its gag reflex

Senator Turnip being interviewed

Clyde the Confused Snail and his awesome-time fingerboard

two trains moving in for a kiss

cheese puff caught in an updraft

melancholy and wheelchair-bound unicorn

Himalayan clubhouse

tube of toothpaste getting deep-tissue body massage

snake signals

lost jewelry scavengers exploring a sink trap

bunny rabbit rave party

mischievous rag pulling on a roll of paper towels

youthful eggs playing in the pickle brine

razor on hold for customer service

time-traveling, crime-fighting toad