a mysterious stranger offering you a slice of apple pie

candy corn congressional conflicts causing caustic, contumelous chaos

a phoenix's funeral

remote control upset at being inappropriately touched

matter and anitmatter giving each other a high five

head-hopper imps engaging in a food fight

community of barrel-dwelling bachelorfish

a vivified clapperboard run amok

an awkward date with a wooden board

a (poorly) skateboarding vase

soda bottle captured in the land of the caps

boat being attacked by LASER sharks!

a forced wedding between buttons

a dark shadow descending upon the Microcosm

headbutting drumsticks

pop rock climbing on a rainy day

two barbarians debating the merits of body wash puffs and soap on a rope

golem showing off his newfound artistic prowess

the dreaded flying smiles of Dentonia coming towards YOU

an anthropomorphic cat's balloon-driven raft

forklift father moving his deadbeat kid out of the home

energy drink so potent its opening destroys small neighboring islands

man climbing his own family tree

earplug that *finally* has a chance to breathe

secret oxidizing agent

motion-sick metronome

bundt cake told to bunt

spider spreadsheet

MP3 cowboys

cottage cheese man doing aerobics

shoulder-mounted cowbell launcher