Also, now that a connection has been formally been made between the two phrases, should we now start using "cutting hair" as a euphemism for getting intimate, or "make the scissors and hair get intimate" as a dysphemism for hair cutting?
Well, it seems that the scissors might want to try dating someone who has a little more resistance going for herself......say maybe a rock or other less fragile object.
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Also, now that a connection has been formally been made between the two phrases, should we now start using "cutting hair" as a euphemism for getting intimate, or "make the scissors and hair get intimate" as a dysphemism for hair cutting?
ugh, i HATE when this happens to me!
and as for your question, uhhh, i'll go for the latter choice. i don't want my mom to get the wrong impression when i ask her for a haircut.
would this be considered a homicide?
No,Hairicide
Well that would be one heck of an awkward moment...
Hair: "Hold me tig..."
Scissors: "Oh dear."
-Chris
You have a predisposition it seems for sadly doomed love stories
Well, it seems that the scissors might want to try dating someone who has a little more resistance going for herself......say maybe a rock or other less fragile object.
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