hockey pucks protesting against a stick

an unconvincing alien trying to pass as the family dog

bottle of glue asking his rubber housemate why he never does the dishes

bludgeon curmudgeon

Belgian beet beggar badly beating a bindle by belfries

7 swans a-swearing

9 ladies litigating

reluctantly conjoined wrench twins

a molecule relationship breaking up

angry feminist gingerbread women

an illegal alien accosted by misinformed protesters

candy corn congressional conflicts causing caustic, contumelous chaos

remote control upset at being inappropriately touched

a forced wedding between buttons

forklift father moving his deadbeat kid out of the home

the new earring that just moved into town

a traditional lightbulb hiding from a tiny mob of CFLs

jealous tadpole at a masquerade

tiki god kicking the winning field goal

paper clip custody battle