Comments on Elderly Apple: an awkward date with a wooden board

I could see how this could get awkward: "Thi...

2009-10-24T13:11:13.585-07:00

I could see how this could get awkward:

"This pork chop is very bland, reminds me of eating woo..d...yeah, hey, look, the wall paneling in this place is pretty snazzy, matches the hardwo...I guess, well, with you being wood and all, it's not...Hey, the waiter is bringing more salad...tossed with a wooden spoon...~sigh~"

-Chris

I'm not feeling the hair...

2009-10-23T19:56:17.848-07:00

I'm not feeling the hair...

that burnt-out candle adds a nice little bit of no...

2009-10-23T13:27:18.447-07:00

that burnt-out candle adds a nice little bit of noir to this. oh, and i have to say, that board's hair is looking pretty good. i'm tempted to say that board broad is HAWT!

Looking at both sides, I can wonder whether this d...

2009-10-23T07:38:51.944-07:00

Looking at both sides, I can wonder whether this date a board, or maybe just "Bored" with the date?

Also, you may think this is based on my own life e...

2009-09-27T11:05:01.219-07:00

Also, you may think this is based on my own life experiences. But no! Truth be told, this looks like a perfect date to me. I'd be able to talk for hours without being interrupted or told I'm insane.