Also, Wally the water barbecue, Had a very wet inside, And if you ever saw it, You would think he always cried. All of the other barbecues, Used to laugh and flaunt their flames, They never let poor Wally, Join in all their fiery games. Then one dry, dry Summer's Eve, Santa came to say, "What's wrong with this bar-be-cue? To the ga-rage sale with you!" Then all the others laughed more, And they shouted out with glee, "Wally the water barbecue, Get out, you're history!"
Oddly enough, I was going to say he was a perfect fit for the Island of Misfit Cooking Tools...Seeing that you already crafted a superior Christmas parody, I shall remained miffed!
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Also, Wally the water barbecue,
Had a very wet inside,
And if you ever saw it,
You would think he always cried.
All of the other barbecues,
Used to laugh and flaunt their flames,
They never let poor Wally,
Join in all their fiery games.
Then one dry, dry Summer's Eve,
Santa came to say,
"What's wrong with this bar-be-cue?
To the ga-rage sale with you!"
Then all the others laughed more,
And they shouted out with glee,
"Wally the water barbecue,
Get out, you're history!"
Oddly enough, I was going to say he was a perfect fit for the Island of Misfit Cooking Tools...Seeing that you already crafted a superior Christmas parody, I shall remained miffed!
-Chris
best. comment. EVAR!!!
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