bicep that can't do math

power tool shepherd

angry feminist gingerbread women

pan pipe pea shooter

canned cranberry sauce who was just told he wasn't invited to Thanksgiving dinner

a SEXY chess pool party

murder weapon murder mystery

Pavlovian fire-fighting

germ chain gang

a doormat's evil twin entering from another dimension

poppy seed epidemic in the baked goods land

an overengineered, dragon-powered air-conditioning unit

a giant chameleon catching the home run ball

hard rockin' (er, rocking) cleaning items

a magician hat pulling a macician hat out of a

guava fruit waiting an inordinately long time for his planetoid's only crosswalk light to change

a surfing can of creamed corn

sneezing pepper shaker & salt shaker with stage 2 hypertension

a string cheese's punishment not going according to plan

ice cream truck eel

the head rental store's main desk

the most epic battle of all time

two rings in an unfulfilling relationship

angel slingshot

a plague hot pants from above

a straw inviting her friend into her milkshake

an illegal alien accosted by misinformed protesters

Neil, the world's most exciting boar

a series of rescue attempts by lifesavers that can't swim

tourist trap