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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Neil, the world's most exciting boar

4 comments:

Andrew Schnorr said...

Also, here are some miscellaneous, true facts about Neil, the world's most exciting boar:

--When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Neil, the world's most exciting boar.

--Neil, the world's most exciting boar counted to infinity - twice.

-- When Neil, the world's most exciting boar does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

--Neil, the world's most exciting boar does not sleep. He waits.

--Neil, the world's most exciting boar blatantly plagiarizes Chuck Norris jokes without fear of retribution from Chuck Norris.

jackie31337 said...

Why oh why didn't you name him Niels?

Chris said...

I agree with Jackie - a pun and freely-plagiarized jokes!

-Chris

lucas said...

but...it's so close to Niels...did he mean it? or is it just a coincidence? i don't know what's what here.

still, you best say your prayers, because i think, chuck norris is coming for you and your little boar, too.